Thursday, June 5, 2014

Captain's Log... Last Rat Standing...

A devoted fan... I think.

Ladies and Gentlemen... and all those in the stands without a cushion!

The Finks regularly scheduled programming has been interrupted due to a change in stadiums where they conduct the day to day business of the game called 'Blood Bowl'. I'd call it other names but I'm not getting my '[Insert Expletive]' handed to me at the moment and I don't have to burn any dice.

Let me explain...


Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Captain's Log... Distracted...

There are words in this picture?

I typically don't post stuff like this but after SinSynn 'begged' me not to tell you I lost my season closer to a bunch of 'girls'. Well...

I give you the rating corner for this post only...


Friday, May 2, 2014

Captain's Log... Karma...

Maybe... maybe not...
Loyal readers, coveted fans, and farts in the wind...

My season continues to be a game by game grind through Blood Bowl. This week was no different and I managed to squeeze out two games.


Saturday, April 26, 2014

Captain's Log... The Roller Coaster...

No permission whatsoever...
Oddly this seems like a very appropriate picture for my season with the Finks.

This is a real roller coaster where you can strap yourself on and ride down. Thrilling?! Yes, please and twice on Sunday. Scary?! Darn too-tin!... with an extra helping of WTF!

My season has had some ups and downs but I'm sticking with it... two more regular season games and some challenge matches. It's gonna be tight and somebody and something is getting cut unless I get really lucky.

However...

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Captain's Log... The Fix is in...

Used without permission from these guys: https://thespeechatimeforchoosing.wordpress.com/
If they're scared they should say they are scared!

Earlier this week I had the 'pleasure' of playing another 'bashy' team. While not the results I hoped for, they weren't as bad as thy could have been.


Sunday, April 6, 2014

Captain's Log... Kaos Team Two...

Used without permission from: http://www.scenicreflections.com/
How do I start this post...

I could tell you that all was well and things were looking good... but the rats need a touch of touch-up paint. I could tell you that the direction I was going was up... but I think it's more like a stumbling side step.

High noon. It's almost like a western and you expect someone to ride in and save your butt...

Nope.

The Sons of the Apocalypse (Chaos), The DoomBeards (Chaos Dwarves), and The Beasts of Burden are running through our Blood Bowl League like water through a sieve.

I am bound and determined to make them pay for the things they have done... or kill my team trying!


Saturday, April 5, 2014

Captain's Log... Bacon Bowl...

Mister Pig... used without permission.

I actually had a good day with all the food and the people from out of town who came to our Blood Bowl league semi-annual tournament.

Oh! The picture... you want to know why the picture? Our tournament is bacon themed so should this post... sheesh... XD


Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Captain's Log... A Field of Bacon...



My first custom pitch just in time for our local leagues semi-annual tournament. As I write this the field is being printed. The printer also upgraded the paper since the stuff I ordered isn't feeding into the maching correctly. At least the Finks are getting some luck in certain corners!

I have the tournament on Saturday and a match on Sunday. If things go as planned I'll post something up Sunday afternoon.

I'll be constructing a tournament roster in the corner till then...

CK

Saturday, March 29, 2014

Captain's Log... One more step...

It seems like a lifetime ago that I wore these...

Ten miles, uphill, in the snow, both ways... with broken glass...

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard this cliche... except for that last part... However, I that is how my season 'feels' regardless of the results. Maybe it's part results and part my attitude.

I was hoping for a few lucky rolls on players and could still get one but it's all uphill against some tough opponents. What are you going to do? Just put one foot in front of the other and take one more step. I'm not as 'stylish' as SinSynn is at the House of Paincakes when it comes to writing this out but we both get our point across.

You do what you have to do.


Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Captain's Log... I have been the road...

Used without any permission whatsoever. 

I have been the road.

That sums up the previous two games for my team the Finks. However, tonight that improved when I played another one of our leagues coaches.

Charles is a great supporter of the local Blood Bowl league and of other events when he gets the chance. I think we are lucky  to count him in each season when he plays due to his competitiveness and  variety of teams he plays. Slann, Skaven and now Vampires, he is out there on the pitch with the rest of us... soaking in blood one way or another.

Now, on to the report...